Wednesday, July 10, 2013

OKC or not to OKC...that is the question

Alright, for those of you that live under a rock, or are married and don't know what OKC is, it stands for OK Cupid. Or as my snarky friends like to call it, OK Stupid -very unoriginal, I know. It's a free mobile app and website for dating. Some people think the free aspect of this site is what lends to its mass grouping of cheap-O's who want to get some free easy tail.  The afore-mentioned "some people" is just one person and it happens to be me but that is just my pessimistic dating side talking.

So, a background on the site's ground rules: each party answers a series of questions that identify their personal beliefs, their preferences, goals, age, income etc.  All pretty standard these days on dating sites.  The system then assigns a percentile score of compatibility and on occasion presents them to each party.

My first system-presented Cupid was Mr. 98% and I was really excited!  Could this be the one? I mean come on, a compatibility of 98%, that's great!  It had been such a long time since I had scored a 98% on anything that I was dizzy with anticipation and I imagined that we would fall madly in love and run away to the Bahama's--I know what you're thinking-- this girl can dream big. 

His profile pictures, some of which were from a distance were from his exotic travels as he wore sunglasses in many of them.  OMG, he's a traveler, we would certainly be going on our honeymoon to the Bahama's after all!  I could tell that he had nice hair and was slim. 

He called me to set up a time and place for our first date which was a nice touch--no text messages for this gal.  He suggested a South African wine bar in Hell's Kitchen which was was perfect!  I had always wanted to go to this particular place and of course Mr. 98% would pick it, I mean, we were after all meant for each other.

Taking a deep breath I entered the restaurant, Mr. 98% was seated in the center of the restaurant, his hair looked as golden and curly under the track lighting as they did in his pictures!  As I approached him he began to stand.  All 5'4" of him.  I am 5'6" and with heels perhaps I am 5'8" so believe me, by no means can I dunk or be on the WNBA.  However, given our compatibility rating and the fact that I am really trying hard to work on my nasty pre-judgment habit, I sat down and gave it a chance.  Plus, I have been told by some good friends that sometimes short men pack heat. 

As we made our initial introductions, I couldn't help but notice that he seemed to be looking at the person behind me, so I casually turned around to grab something from my purse and saw the only thing behind me was a wall.  Turning back around to continue our convo I made the realization that he was slightly cross-eyed.  Hence all the pictures with sunglasses.

We talked about our upbringing, well actually, he talked about his upbringing. Detailing how over-protective his Mother had been throughout his childhood  and how he had decided to travel the world to show her that he could take care of himself.  I did the obligatory nod and continued with my active listening skills.  His stories seemed endless and the minutes lingered like hours.  My politeness radar was still working and I really wanted to stick it out but I have this condition that has haunted me since I was 17.  If at any time I am not comfortable in the company of another, my stomach starts to twist and turn resulting in my feeling faint and blood literally leaves my face and I look sickly and pale. 

This condition worked to my benefit in this case, Mr. 98% aka cross-eyed-traveler took notice and he asked me if I was feeling alright.  I admittedly said that I was not feeling so well and told him that I would be leaving for home.  He politely requested the check.   

The waitress came by, check in hand and he quickly snatched it.  How lovely, not only did he notice that I was not feeling well but he is enough of a gentleman to take care of the check!  Maybe I had judged him and his looks too prematurely, he could be a keeper, I mean he loves his Mom and she clearly loves him-- shorty pants, cross-eyes and all.  I told him how nice it was to meet him and started to get up from my chair.  He quickly grabbed my hand.  Is this his demonstration of a romantic gesture?  Go with it, no judgements TS.... I looked down in his direction.  "That'll be 38 with tax and tip" he said.  OMG, how rude, I didn't even eat anything I thought, plus didn't his Mom ever tell him it's rude not to make eye contact!  Oh but of course he wouldn't care about that because he's a rebel!  He's a world traveler!

As I handed him $40 bucks and briskly walked out of the restaurant, I vowed never to place value on technology to make my matches and any future 98% scores.    

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